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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Izzy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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