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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Peanut eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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