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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pepper eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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