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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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