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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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