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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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