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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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