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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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