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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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