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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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