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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rufus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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