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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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