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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Loki eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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