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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Loki eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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