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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Squishy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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