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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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