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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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