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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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