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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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