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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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