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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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