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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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