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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simpkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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