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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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