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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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