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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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