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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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