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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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