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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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