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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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