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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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