Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.