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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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