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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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