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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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