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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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