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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bella eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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