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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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