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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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