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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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