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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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