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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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