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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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