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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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