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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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