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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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