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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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