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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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