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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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