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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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