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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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