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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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