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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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