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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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