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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Kirk eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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