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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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