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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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