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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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