Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.