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Pet death
My
uncle
had their beloved pet
parrot 🦜
Roxy
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮
a warthog 🐗
a crocodile 🐊
a cow 🐮
an elephant 🐘
a wild boar 🐗
a bear 🐻
a tiger 🐯
a cheetah 😺
a venomous snake 🐍
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