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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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