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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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