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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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