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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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