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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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