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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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