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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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