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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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