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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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