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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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